worst post today i swear (and temporary)

http://www.coldbacon.com/rhizome/

http://coldbacon9.blogspot.com/

everyone go heres and become rhizome members** then vote for our project (by clicking the picture). if we get the money from rhizome the website finally becomes 3-dimensional. do you not want that? you must ask yourself this question.

** scratch that. i just found out that you have to pay money to become a member. what is that? never mind. but you can still check out the links if you want.

Is it cold in here?

Reminiscences of the comic con: A one-movement fugue in prose
(with minimal embellishment and approximate accuracy):

Fan: So, do you have, like, a web site or a MySpace page or anything like that?
Seller: No, I’m not on the, um...MySpace.
Fan: Everybody is on that MySpace.
Seller: No, I’m not on it.
Fan: Do you have any contact information so I can call you or something?
Seller: No, not really.
Fan: You don’t have any contact information?
Seller: No. Huh-uh.
Fan: Okay, well...I’ll see you around. Maybe I’ll bring that guy that I was telling you about over here to meet you.
Seller: Now you’re talkin’.
Me: Ummm...Excuse me, but how much for these old wrestling magazines?
Seller: One dollar each.
Me: Sweet.