Monday, October 29, 2007
$200 reward if you can guess this noise
Posted by Cold Bacon at 10:04 AM
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Posted by Cold Bacon at 10:04 AM
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47 comments:
thats the sound of cold bacon roasting over a bonfire of Tom Clancy Novels.
Send the money C/O Lebowski
wrong!
pop rocks slowly dissolving in a puddle of single malt scotch. Or maybe thats me.
wrong!
1)Noise from solar radiation recorded as sound
2)Brainwaves translated into noise
3)Shrimp
4) Crabs
5) Turtles
6) Velcro
wudnt have taggd u as a popcorn person...
ok maybe not popcorn... didn't realise it went beyond 4 secs. don't ask. anyway it's definitely something burning. like really dry sticks. or really undry sticks.
you're kind of on the right track. but all of the provided answers are wrong.
sunny side up?
a failing zabaione?
you're sunny side up.
COmputer monitor (CRT)
ELectricity
A heating element
crumpled celophane or plastic uncrumpling
celery screaming
No, no, no, no, no, and no. Although I love celery screaming. I should do that next. What would you have to say to it?
a shower
Id ask the celery what its major malfunction was and then make it drop and give me 20
why don't i make you drop and give me 20? dollars. next friday.
if someone makes a comment like, 20 years later, do you get a message that you "have a comment" on "so and so" blog and then you go check it? Or does it just sit there... i was going to guess a record playing after the song is gone... but i can't listen to it long enough to really know... it drives me crazy to listen past 4 or 5 seconds
well then i guess you ain't get no $25 dollar reward. :)
it is the sound... of silence.
simon says so. and garfunkel.
to molly:
i wonder the same thing about far future comments. but will we even care? will the issue be so far removed from our current lives that we'll just say "huh?" and shrug our shoulders? and can you pass on your bolg-ability? like when a CEO retires you get a new CEO... when the blogmeister "retires" is there a replacement blogmeister?
and one more thing... record player? whoa.
i just read "this bblog is frozen" on google. I was afraid to click on the link.
Freezing seems drastic. Mothballing is the way to go, really.
Is the sound sped up or slowed down? DOnt make me send the sound to QUantico.
the sound is 100% natural. although i will admit that i increased the gain on it so it would be a little bit louder in your ear holes.
plus my stat log says you were on at 6 am. i'm not even going to ask.
Fireplace? Frying egg? Pissing on a rock?
Fireplace? No. As to the others, my bladder is not that big. And that would be one charred egg.
seed pods opening
freezer defrosting
ice cubes melting
potato chips squishing
a powdery substance interating with water (clods)
the new radiohead!
inrainbows.com
damn you thom yorke! you won't get my personal information.
do you really want me to whistle the answer?
please, by all means.
rain
rain
rain
Wrong wrong wrong.
Straw or hay burning?
finway's not really real is it? I mean that's just some made-up place from our dreams, right?
you're breaking spaghetti.
that's actually closer than anyone else has gotten.
1) a "horsetail" being slowly twisted (the horsetail is a prehistoric plant that persists to this day in swampy areas).
2) Someone chewing on glass.
3) glass in a slowly closing vice
4) Ice in a vice
5) Some shit in a vice
6) Someother kind of shit in something like a vice.
1) a plastic ruler being slowly bent.
2) cellophane
3) some thin filmy substance being "crinkled"
4) A sheet of Mica (the stuff in fools gold that is also used in some older electronic components) being stressed.
5) A sheet of nori (seaweed) being stressed
6) A "jacob's ladder" style spark gap generator (an electrical arc)
7) The shells of some sea mollusk being crushed
zip, i know what that sound is! it's the sound of someone who really really wants that $200.
damn straight!
My day rate is 200-300 so that would be like a day of work. Not that Im working, but one must keep up appearances.
Put me in the game show man.
kneading putty or some kind of semi-dry dough?
i take that back, it is indeed wet
oooo! you were closer with the first one. it's not wet.
husking corn?
trillions of shrimp snapping their claws simultaneously? (see “The Book of General Ignorance” at www.nytimes.com/2007/11/30/books/
30gift.html.)
although I guess you already said it wasn't shrimp, so that can't be right ... but maybe?
no. it's still not. but i really like the fact that you entertained that maybe i was just lying earlier. that's wonderful.
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