1. if you are writing an introduction and discussing the layout of the book - do you capitalize all references to future chapters? Like, "what Chapter 2 will do, once I've written it or located any of the research I did in 2004 for it, will astound you." blah blah blah, insert intellectual genius here. or are the references to chapters lowercase?

2. similarly, does the cold war always get capitalized? You know, that Cold War. The big one. The one with the Soviet Union. Which we theoretically won. As opposed to the small cold war, which I am having with my advisor. wherein we mutually ignore each other.

3. these are the things I worry about at 5:10am. i need a turtle.