Bless me, oh lord, for I have seriously sinned. I rotted my brain for a least a good hour watching Rock of Love*.
*For those of you not in the know, as I'm sure you are spending much more wisely than I am, Rock of Love is a spin-off of the critically acclaimed Flavor of Love. Brett Micheals, former front man of Poison whittles down a selection of quality women (read: Band whores) via a battery of dates/ humiliating competition in order to get to his one true love.
Proof of the rot came when a partner and I used the commercial break to entertain an intellectual conversation. During the broadcast, one of the contestants engaged in a heated argument with another contestant. Party number one launched a vicious attack at party number two claiming, and I quote, "I saw you sucking Brett's [Micheal] cock." What I wanted to know was, would it be more offensive to be accused of "sucking someone's cock" or "sucking someone's dick." She argued that the words were interchangeable stating that in either scenario, she could gather enough offense with either version of the accusation.
I argued that "dick" and "cock" were not interchangeable citing there was no such thing as a dickroach or a dick-a-doodle.
Clearly, this was not an argument to be won. Clearly, I should stop watching tv.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Amusing conversation provokes thought.
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2 comments:
not to sidestep the cock question, but my favorite part of that show was when they had the race to see who could change from bus clothes to "appropriate" evening attire in a port-a-potty. Or is is porta potty?
Watching shows like this makes me question what's even appropriate anymore. Clearly, I have no clue.
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